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Joe complains to Mike his elbow hurts. Mike says Go to the Walmart Doctor it's a machine you dump a urine sample in and it tells you whats wrong with you.

Joe figured he would try, he goes to the WalMart Doctor and dumps his urine in the slot After 30 seconds the Doctor prints out instructions that read “you have tennis elbow take some Alieve (aisle 2) and avoid heavy lifting”

Later that night Joe wondered if he could mess with the WalMart Doctor. So he mixed some puppy pee, urine samples from both his daughter and wife with a little...
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane, the stranger turns to the little girl saying: Let's talk, I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger

The little girl who had just opened her book closes it ask, Okay what would you like to talk about?

Oh I don't know, said the stranger How about nuclear power? and he smiles

OK, she said that could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat -all same...
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I stood up for the citizens of Gloucester I have been righteous in my decisions I have done nothing against anyone in this game yet it has come down to condescending attitude toward me time and time again.

I found that people who perceived they to be friends only did so in order to gain power and prestige for themselves. These so called friends give me a hug while their dagger glistens in the darkness as they shove into my back repeatedly with not remorse what so ever.

They stand there watching me bleed,...
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Dear Daddy,

Time has shown us many paths, some extremely rocky, we all wondered if we'd make it through.

You fell deeply / solely in love with a beautiful lady *my mom*. Your heart was pure your mind not so sure...
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Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his...
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Time Brings Us Together...

It’s a warm summer’s day, the crystal blue water is cool and the birds are singing the trees dancing in the breeze. The water flows down the side of the hill with ease, the sound is inviting. I jump into the water to freshen myself swim up under the flowing waterfall. Relax in the comfort...
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Befriending A Cricket

A thunder storm was brewing all would be seeking shelter. I entered the tavern before the rain started to pour. Taking the time to say “hi” to the two patrons who were already seated at there respective tables. Taking a moment to look around I notice the little round table decide to sit there. Pulling the chair from under the table I sit order a drink from the bartender. Leaning back in the chair I remain...
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